Thursday, February 23, 2012

Without a key.

its not about how I look,
but what you see.
For I've looked deep inside,
only to let it be.
And the change remains just the copper in my pocket.
but my most subtle tool remains in a locket.
so take the coins and grab a mallet.
gripped by the firm hands of ballet,
you can bend, pound and shape a key.
but Ive tried and tried, and for others I relied.
perhaps i should just let it be.
Except when you smile, you make the key
to unlock and  bring out the me within me.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Hot fagatron.

you know sometimes you just make those foods that make you know a mad just wouldnt eat. PRetty much  sums up Veggies.. the dreaded piece of food that just doesnt have any meat on it. I mean who would roll up to the Raiders game. Brewskis in hand POUNDing fists, hollering at chicks Eating a Tofu and broccoli. It just doesnt work like a good old CHEEZBUGA *brofist*.

Thats why I created the hot fagatron. For the Bros trying to lose weight on the Sly, or maybe just a closet kind of guy. Either way. this veggie Piece of shit rocks like no kiss concert ever has, (or will).

 They suck anyway

SO beforeyou get a boner thinking about a bro way to eat your veggies Check out this recipe:

ITs a cockfight between onions and jalepenos, only to get bitchslapped by broccoli and hated on by tomatos and Tofu Sauced by a sauuuuucy sauteee of olive oil, lemon, basil, and parsley. after that orgy is put on hold, you got the loving arms of a whole wheat tortilla thats cheesin on one side. BOOM.

Slap some sirracha on that bitch.

Add bacon or chocolate to taste.

BROs behold.

Friday, February 10, 2012

FlahartURITTO

2 whole wheat tortillas.
some cheddar Cheese.
I chicken breast 4oz
I Slice of sweet onion
Salsa/picodegallo
Avacado
tapatio

2 40z beers
1gram of weed.

First things first. When you comin at your meal hella hungry n shit like you know you are gonna get swole, but don't want to get fat, then you hit this meal up, just like all of my Inflamous, yes InFLAmous recipes. This shit is for getting healthy on the dime, smokin a dime, or maybe you just want your bod lookin prime either way these saucy recipes will make emril live look like a punk ass bitch who just has tv series and a cheesy catch phrase every time he busts his salt nut on a meal.

Step 1: pack bowl.

You just worked out right? therefore, its time to chill and have someone else do the work. so while you call/text everyone on your phone to slap this recipe on the stove for you, you might as well pack a bowl, or two depending on how many friends you do or don't have.

Step 2: Gather Ingredients.

I mean, have some decency. If someone else is gonna cook this shit for you, at least get it ready.

Step 3: ????

I forgot step three, next time i'll pack a smaller bowl.

Step 4: Heat stove/ Fire Foreman.

Face it, you have no friends. start getting your shit warm.

Step 5: cook DAT shit.

SLAp a tortilla on that stove and let that shit cook there for like a half hour, or 3 mins. doesn't really matter. Either way, PAM is the shit.  At this same time, you slap your chicken on the Foreman. Make sure it's been seasoned with TJ's 21 Seasoning Salute/Montreal Chicken seasoning before you let that chicken Tit cook.

While you sizzle your sazzle. crack open your 40oz. Its been a long day. treat it like one.

Step 6:
Pushups.

Step 7:
start cuttin up some onions. Make sure not to cry. Throw em on the foreman with the chicken. They can be homies. chickens have not a problem with a little bit of bulb with their tits.

Step 8: you forgot to put cheese on your tortilla, bro.

do that shit now.

WEll, now your shits all cooked, and you put the top tortilla on your quesedirra. let the cheese melt a bit. and chop up the cooked chicken.

now wrap the cooked chicken and onions with the quesediRRA and put some tapatîo on the chicken/onion.  fold it over like an omlete or something.

Put salsa on top of the FLahartuRITTO with Slices of Avacado.

Add bacon or chocolate to taste.

The end.

Friday, January 27, 2012

The Leaf



A falling leaf from a standing tree.
Shall it dance, Shall it swing?
Or should the breeze intervene?
A leaf will fall with elegance,
Though its emotion may lie within pretense.
For a leaf that falls does not live,
but it's lift is left for the earth to re-give

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Today Obama betrayed the American people. He has betrayed the people that he, under oath, swore to protect from powers both foreign and DOMESTIC! He neglected to veto unconstitutional legislation, that would allow our nation to come closer to becoming a Police State! The National bill that allows our military (their military sounds more appropriate) to detain citizens indefinitely blemishes our nation with the anatomical features of a police state! This man, this supposed beacon of "change" has not only under minded the constitution, the law of this land!, he has under minded the will of the American people! I see no difference between this man, and a man made of steel or wicker! Machine men that do not think! That take lightly the lives of their constituencies, and toss them in the fier without a second though! It is about fucking time we the people, let the those that "represent us" know just how unsatisfied we are. This is not their country this is our country. We do not serve government, government serves us! This is an attack on Democracy, this can not go unnoticed! I urge every one of my friends to call flood the white house phone lines expressing their discontent! for starters. In Europe people would be rioting, I think its about time we join our brothers and sister in solidarity, and ask these "machine men" why they insist on cutting our schooling, our public transportation and works, cut budgeting for civilian projects and cut our elderlies medical! If they are truly lucking out for us, the sure have a fucking funny way of showing it!
-richard alvarado.


I can't keep but thinking about how this ties us being into being oppressed away from our intial rights as citizens. We were conceived in this country as people under a constitution that was supposed to be the end all be all for every man in this country. But as time passes the state and us are becoming increasingly separated. Where our involvement in how we interact with one another as citizens within a community that supposedly can govern itself. But we can't govern ourselves anymore, that responsibility has been diverted. The diversion into the hands of representatives that exploit each citizens disconnect from the direct affect they have of the outcome of everything. While, things may happen despite what we believe in and they are brushed off. The consistent well fuck, attitude should be translated into knowledge that well, it isn't a representation of what I want, but I don't know if I can make a difference is completely erroneous. We are just separated from the fact by the lack of information regarding our power. There hasnt been a time you were told to actually read up on current bills, and vote. Representatives aren't asking our opinions on those things. They call it representation, I call it manipulation.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

punk rock is a friend you relate to
thats all
sometimes They leave on vacation without notice.
but eventually, they come back.
and when it does, Ill be stoked.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Perfection.

A short essay based upon a question my good friend Richard Alvarado Asked me:

What does perfection mean?


perfection
Well, although relative to the individual.
perfection is supposed to be that vision, or image of what something is without any flaws
However, we have yet to ever see anything without flaws.
because we are humans, and human nature lives off of levels of persistence accomplishment and perserverance
So in order to truly reach a level of perfection, one has to be content with the outcome
so therefore, in theory, perfection could be more of a feeling
Such as something makes you feel completely satisfied
therefore content
We might consider buddah a true perfectionist
because he never searched for something better, but searched for a balance.

therefore once he understood contentment he sought nothing more;
therefore. Perfection